My soul is burning... With apathy...

ask me questions based on movie genres!!

ACTION: 
have you ever gotten into a physical fight?
have you ever tried to escape from home?
have you ever saved anyone's life?
have you ever been in a car accident?
have you ever broken a bone?
ROMANCE: 
do you hope to get married?
do you plan on having kids?
do you like anyone right now?
have you ever cried over someone you liked before?
hugs or kisses?
HORROR: 
do you believe in ghosts/spirits?
have you ever had a "paranormal" experience?
what's your biggest fear?
are you scared of the dark?
how often do you have nightmares?
COMEDY: 
have you ever laughed so hard your chest started to hurt?
when was the last time you laughed to the point of tears, and what happened to cause it?
is it easy to make you laugh?
what's something you find funny that most people don't think is funny?
have you ever told a joke no one laughed at?

your url is now your butt

thepuppyblogs:

petiteneko:

badluckkitty:

canni8al:

icarus-the-businessman:

my-mom-thinks-im-special:

saintdoriangray:

thattomlinsonsass:

avengemymischief:

dreamofflight:

DreamofButt

avengemybutt

thattomlinsonbutt

saintdorianbutt

MY-BUTT-THINKS-IM-SPECIAL!!

icarus-the-businessbutt

canni8utt

badluckbutt

petitebutt

thepuppybutt

thepoopybutt

Perfect.

thepuppyblogs:

jareklloyd:

ornerycrabcakes:

dstriderthescriptwriter:

sirjakeenglish:

prettyflyforaredspy:

dualscarshotgills:

tresaisaspecialflower:

You read 603 words per minute.
That makes you 141% faster than the national average.

whoop whoop

You read 268 words per minute.
That makes you 7% faster than the national average.

ha ha ha ha ha haha

You read 790 words per minute.
That makes you 216% faster than the national average.

aaaAAUGH oh my god

You read 516 words per minute.
That makes you 106% faster than the national average.

omg well then

You read 442 words per minute. That makes you 77% faster than the national average. (Welp)

You read 498 words per minute. That makes you 99% faster then the national average.

Not suprised. B)

You read 218 words per minute.
That makes you 13% slower than the national average.

I read a bit slower than the average 8th grader

WOO

You read 399 words per minute.
That makes you 60% faster than the national average.

That’s good enough.

Welp.

Kinky Questions, go!

Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
Something that never fails to make you horny:
Where is one place you would never have sex:
The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
What is the fastest way to make you horny:
Top or bottom?
We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? 
Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
How big is too big:
One sexual thing you would never do:
Biggest turn on:
Three spots that drive you insane:
Worst possible time to get horny:
Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
Worst sexual idea you ever had:
How much fapping is too much fapping:
Best sexual complement you ever got:
Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
What your favorite part of your body:
Favorite foreplay activities:
Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
What do you wear to bed?
When was the first time you masturbated:
Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Have/would you ever had a threesome?
What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
Most attractive celebrity?
Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Do you watch porn?
How small is too small?
Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
If you could give yourself head, would you?
Booty or Boobs?
If you had a penis, what would you name it?
Have you ever been on an official date?
Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

Ohohoohho, Humphrey :3 That made me giggle.

thepuppyblogs

The Oncoming Storm: Humphrey of Gallifrey~

(Mission accomplished)~

Could you imagine if we ever found out The Doctor’s name and it turned out to be something ordinary?

thepuppyblogs:

the-eleventh-blog:

You act like this hasn’t been a long running continuously horrifying joke of Whovians.
What if it’s George?
Lenny?

Andrew?

Carlos?

Alex?

Humphrey~

doctorwho:

Ten + Rose

A picture in 365 slices. Each slice is one day of the year.

A picture in 365 slices. Each slice is one day of the year.

This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.

“

—

Gary Provost (via qmsd)

This might be my favourite quote on writing ever.

(via bdoing)

“I spend many hours each day playing with sentences. I regard each sentence as a little wheel, and my ambition lately has been to gather several hundred of them together at once and to fit them all end to end, with the cogs interlocking, like gears, but with each wheel a different size,each turning at a different speed. Now and again I try to put a really big one right next to a very small one in such a way that the big one, turning slowly, will make the small one spin so fast that it hums. Very tricky, that.”

Georgy Porgy, by Roald Dahl

I just thought these quotes fit together well.

(via ushas42)

You read 603 words per minute.
That makes you 141% faster than the national average.

You read 268 words per minute.
That makes you 7% faster than the national average.

You read 790 words per minute.
That makes you 216% faster than the national average.

You read 516 words per minute.
That makes you 106% faster than the national average.

You read 218 words per minute.
That makes you 13% slower than the national average.

You read 399 words per minute.
That makes you 60% faster than the national average.

That’s good enough.

Ten + Rose

You read 603 words per minute. That makes you 141% faster than the national average.

You read 268 words per minute.That makes you 7% faster than the national average.

You read 790 words per minute.That makes you 216% faster than the national average.

You read 516 words per minute.That makes you 106% faster than the national average.

You read 218 words per minute. That makes you 13% slower than the national average.

You read 399 words per minute.That makes you 60% faster than the national average.

That’s good enough.

Ten + Rose

You read 603 words per minute.
That makes you 141% faster than the national average.

You read 268 words per minute.
That makes you 7% faster than the national average.

You read 790 words per minute.
That makes you 216% faster than the national average.

You read 516 words per minute.
That makes you 106% faster than the national average.

You read 218 words per minute.
That makes you 13% slower than the national average.

You read 399 words per minute.
That makes you 60% faster than the national average.